Tuesday, February 05, 2013

"The Compañero" a Tribute to "A Clean, Well-Lighted Place" (1933) / Ernest Hemingway


The old man fingered the fresh scar running around his neck but would not think about it. This was not the time. There was brandy de Jerez. Tonight was the Cardinal Mendoza, dark and huge with raisins and burnt caramel. The glass was overfull and sticky. The disdain in the young bartender’s voice was noise to him.
He could hear, but there was so little reason to let others know that, these days. After a certain age, you no longer needed to hear. He could feel the world creeping closer. He could feel the bricks under his feet and in the wall of the building – cooling and settling in the evening air after a full day of baking in the hot sun. The night lay on him like his years. There was still the brandy de Jerez, the Cardinal Mendoza.
Behind him in the bar, the two waiters watched him while they cleaned. One young. One middle-aged. The middle one lived in the gray – saw the approaching night and knew the value of a clean well-lighted place, the old man thought. He looked out across the flagstones of the terrace into the dark square and waited for the man to come. A couple hurried by. A flash of brass. A soldier and a woman touching in the intimate and serious way the young have. Knowing without knowing how temporary the flesh is.
Suddenly, the man was there, sitting on the wrought iron chair next to his. The darkness kept the old man from ever seeing his face, this companion that had come to visit more and more on these quiet evenings. The street light did not reach the tables. The leaves were in shadow, also.
“There are few pleasures,” the man said and nodded toward the Cardinal.
“The pleasure comes from tasting the years in the cask,” the old man replied. He took another careful sip.
“For me it is the evening.”
“It is the same thing.”
“I like the dew on the grass. I sometimes feel like it is weeping for the day.” The man settled deeper into the shadows and remained unnoticed by the waiters. A slight wind moved the leaves of the tree, stirring memories within the old man.
“I had a wife, once,” he said.
“I know.”
“She preferred cava. The bubbles. She even danced in her sleep.”
“So few dance.”
The old man could see the golden bubbles rising from the bottom of a glass, swirling. Like his esposa’s hair as she returned flushed from the dance floor.
“I never danced. I just watched.”
“Why?”
“Perhaps I was embarrassed. Perhaps it was never fitting for a man in my position. She would say that she danced for both of us.”
“The leaves dance now. Yet they need no reason.”
“The leaves dance for the wind and the night.”
“It is the same thing.”
“Will she be there if I come with you?”
“I cannot say.”
The old man looked across the square for some time. He remembered the energy, the confidence of his youth. Yet he had not danced. His glass was empty. He looked back at the waiters and saw that the man was gone. The young waiter came to him impatiently.
“Another brandy,” he said.
The young waiter shook his head and the old man stopped pointing at his glass. The waiter moved with finality. He didn’t bother to listen to the words. What did the young believe? Everything. Everything, but this.
The old man counted out his coins carefully, leaving a tip. There was no point in complaining or being cheap – punishing the young for their youth. Perhaps he should tell him to dance while he could. No. He would be dismissed as loco, a crazy one. Only the leaves dance, these days.
In the end all there was – he staggered, the point of the table striking his thigh – and he felt a weakness run up the right side of his body like an electric current. He was gratified the bartenders did not see the movement, it was slight, a tremor in the gait of an old man. But, yes, as he went into the night he was grateful they did not see even if all he had was an empty glass and the rope.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Johnstown zombie attack protocol!

I was just sitting here at work tonight when the Apache attack helicopters and C-130 transport planes began passing over with unusual frequency.

The office is located right under the airport flight path and we have National Guard units stationed here, but this was really a lot of military planeage for a week day.

Immediately, being a responsible reporter, I called my editor and told him we were likely under attack by zombies.

As my editor laughed about the prospect of me running through the fields pursued by brain-eating monsters (and I don't mean the people who created I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!) I realized an awful truth.

We don't have a zombie attack protocol for Johnstown. I mean this is a place with more defense contractors than coffee shops. What are the elected representatives of the people doing these days?

Actually, they're preparing the late June invasion of 150,000 motorcyclists including one Sharon Stone. Granted, the arrival of Sharon Stone is cause for alarm....

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But we're told she's arriving as part of a charity helping children in Sudan. So it's likely we'll need more than a couple of these to repel her...

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Of course mobile howitzers aren't really effective against zombie hordes, so I'll have to take it upon myself to develop a decent protocol for zombie protection.

Fortunately many residents are ready for attack, as even many of the women are already highly skilled in defense...

Either hand-to-hand...**

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Or come packing their own machine guns...***

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So that leaves about 1,000 of us without weapon or martial art skills. Hmm, upon further review, really no need to worry about zombie defense here in Johnstown.

Maybe dating protocol, but not zombies.



*I am going to create a reality TV show where average people get to tell the pampered, egocentric, wastes exactly what they think of them. Imagine a perfect world where Spencer and Heidi live on minimum wage.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

More wicked

I have a dream where I'm walking the streets of New York City.

With my son held high against my chest.

We smell the spices of little stores mixing with asphalt, sweat and the sheer busyness of now.

Out of the dark and faceless throng breaks a dash of light and color.

The way she walks on the balls of her feet, every step a little dance.

I feel a smile break across my face and his mirrors mine, like we're watching a sunrise together.

His hand grabs the back of my neck and slips a bit in the heat as he prepares to lean out and grab her.

He misses as she passes. By the distance of a breath.

And if she sees us, she doesn't stop, disappearing back into the crowd with a long stride. We turn to watch her.

A hard shoulder slams into us. And then another and another. Packages, feet, elbows, all trying to find their way into our soft bodies as we stand in the stream.

I wade to the side of a building, covering my son from the pain of the world with my arm as the river of people bump and jostle past.

We make it to the shadowed base, rough brick against the flesh. His sausage fingers digging into me with sudden fear.

"They can't see us because we're skellingtons, daddy," he says.

The boy looks at me with serious eyes, a question in the pools of brown.

I wipe a hint of sweat from his forehead and tousle his hair, the smell intoxicating as I kiss his head.

Looking up, the brownstones become green blades of grass and the people, ants dancing on sidewalks of dirt.

Skyscrapers of gray headstone blot out the blue sky.

"Yes we are," I tell my empty arms.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Good question

If people are always burnt in effigy, why does anyone continue to go there?

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

yes, I've been distracted

Sorry I haven't posted in forever. I suck, I know.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Just your friendly neighborhood picnicker

I have a moment that instantly has to go into my top 5 funniest.

I can't even explain why we* found this hilarious, but I'll do my best.

We were picknicking at a little place called Twin Lakes park on Saturday. Big blanket, sunshine, lots of food including fresh bread, cheese, berries, and of course, potato salad (required by law).

For me, half of the fun of picknicking is the whole shopping to go on a picnic; so we got to do that together at a wonderful Italian place nearby. Despite purchasing 14 different cheeses during a busy afternoon, we were not ritually slaughtered by those waiting in line or by the very nice lady cutting and wrapping our selections for us.

Twin Lakes is funny in and of itself because people fish there. Pretty place, but we were the only picnic people in the park. We got two kinds of looks from the fisherpeople there.

1. From the fishermen to me: Hatred. "Do you know how long it took me to brainwash my wife that fishing is fun? You bastard!"

2. From the long-suffering fisherwomen to Kylie: A mix of longing and pity. "You look so happy. I remember when it was like that for me. Here's a pole and a can of worms. It's easier not fight it."

So we picnicked. Beautiful day and as any good picnic goes, we alternately ate, talked, laughed and generally hung out for nearly six hours. I don't think a picnic can be called a success until you reach the four hour mark, myself.

The funny happened right around the four-hour mark.

At this point Kylie had been laying with her head in my lap and just staring at the sky when we started kissing upside down. Terribly romantic. Seriously.

And my mouth opens deep in the middle of one of those kisses that kind of takes your breath away and I whispered, "You saved my life twice and I don't even know your name."

It was completely spontaneous, I didn't even think the words first. They came out without me even realizing that I was saying them.

Somehow, given the extreme romanticism of the moment, the comment completely spun the emotional center into utter hilarity. You must try this at home. She thought it was funnier than I did (that = keeper).

Anyway. Best to all. Just a funny moment with a beautiful girl.

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"You saved my life twice and I don't even know your name. Can you pass the potato salad?"

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*Thank goodness. It's so nice not laughing at myself all by myself, anymore.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Jerry's dead, dude (or a brief history of near kisses)

From my last post:

"So now, I sit here and try to remember someone I've only just met. There is one way I will know exactly who she is and what part she will play in my life. I've had a mental image of a moment that has never happened yet. I've had it for as long as I can remember. Maybe she'll put a face to that moment. I'll know then.**"

That moment happened.

I'm a little shocked and amazed. I kid you not when I say that I always carried this little image around in my head.

I'm not saying it was some kind of psychic vision. I don't necessarily believe in that kind of thing. Maybe if you had a bit of romantic soul and vivid imagination and you tend to daydream about things you end up with the other day and it sticks in the back of your head waiting to happen (of course, me being me, there were crayons involved in the reality.)

So Kylie and I were out for a late night ice cream. She couldn't sleep, called me up and there we were. Only Eat 'N Park was open so we had to go the Sundae route. Triple scoop vanilla with hot caramel, whip cream, and two cherries.

I learned two things.

1. There is an upper limit to how much caramel should be put on ice cream.

2. You're supposed to eat the cherry with your fingers. I never knew. Years of working at Dairy Queen have apparently been wasted.


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That's Kylie on the left, in the dress, if you were wondering what she looks like. Self-portrait. Although in real life, she's much taller and blonder.


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I really hope not. She HAS had Dengue Fever. I would link you to the CDC website, but seriously, you don't want to even think about getting it.

Here's the basic story. We just talked for a couple of hours, laughed a lot and I drove her back to her car. Said goodnight, and she opened the door, started to get out, looked back, and with her right hand on my left cheek, pulled me into a kiss.

I know, not a big deal, but it was EXACTLY the image I had in my head.* How quickly she leaned into me, the lighting, how her thumb felt just under my ear, and how her pinky was lightly touching the place on my neck where you would take a pulse.

This was a very specific image I had in my head. But there was never a face. I could never make out the person. So there's a face to it now.

Here's the great thing, she kissed exactly how I always thought a kiss should be.

You know how so many people have thin lips or bite yours or feel like the tongue should be pushed down the back of your throat. or can't commit to a kiss, ending them quickly, always making one kiss into like 30 quick ones. Whatever. The way you kiss says everything about you as a person. But, of course, you can't walk around kissing random people in order to figure out their personalities.

Normally, when I kiss someone for the first time I have to sort of adapt my style to how they like to be kissed, It's a quick read, easily accomplished if you give a shit about making that sort of thing work. Although once I did run into a girl that kissed like a fish (suck your cheeks in and make pucker lips) That was a tough one. It's hard to kiss when you're laughing.

I didn't have to change a thing, I just got to kiss, maybe for the first time in my life. And kiss. Nice.

And then after a bit, she ran her hands over my face, looked at me and said, "I'm really glad I found you again." Fucking buddhists. Hot.*****

So that initial kiss image has been following me around since forever. Weird to have it come true. Didn't see the buddhist element coming, though.

There have been a number of times that a kiss me first almost happened, the funniest of which had to be when Jerry Garcia died. I mean, certainly it wasn't funny for Jerry, but hey.

It started, as all great stories do, with me waking up in Maine. This wouldn't be strange if you lived in Maine, I'll give you, but I was pretty sure I started asleep in Pennsylvania.

And I'll be back! To be Continued...


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South Side Saloon, Johnstown. AWESOME. No miller lite, here, bitches. This beer cracked my top 5. Not easy to do. Jazz/Blues band. 250 imported beers and domestic micro-brews. GO.



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*Girls, I know you get kissed first all the time. How many guys have you just leaned over to and kissed first?** Makes the whole thing a little different, I suppose.

**You so don't count if you pat yourself on the back for not sleeping with a guy on the first date, for a change.***

***In retrospect, most of the girls I ever met that sleep with guys on the first date still needed to be kissed first.****

****And why do you always say, "I'm normally not like this, I never do this on a first date."? The bigger question is why do I never take this as a warning sign? I guess I just convince myself I'm special. Ha, that's so fucking funny, if you think about it. A guy having to rationalize sleeping with someone on the first date.

I'm not going to get into a debate about the whole, just needed to get laid thing, from a female perspective. I've just always felt the penetrative aspect and near violence in the male/female sex act can be too easily become unhealthy for women, as opposed to men. I know, empowerment is great, but letting a complete stranger just fuck you can easily objectify and demean. I've always wanted to treat people as people first.

*****Yeah, it's a little strange, but once I decided to go with it, it was hot. I mean I'd rather have quirky up front, believing we met in previous lives and shit,****** than a sneaky crazy where you're minding you own business, going along, thinking everything's pretty cool, when they suddenly pop out at you and say, "Boo! I'm insane!" It's better to know what you're dealing with from the get-go, trust me.

******Plus, it helped me rationalize telling the guy who was in my head yelling, "Dude, she's 20. 20, you idiot!" to go to the back of the bus and shut up. Although, to be honest, the guy next to him yelling, "She does yoga. YOGA, man," was pretty much already drowning him out. I've got to tell you, the yoga guy really knows what the fuck he's talking about. I need to listen to him more often.

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The acoustic version of 'Boyz in the Hood' by Dynamite Hack is on repeat for this blog. It is a necessary counter-point to high sappy content. Go rap, maybe some Gangstarr (or Flipyside, if you're feeling progressive) when you're reading this.

Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoe's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh El Camino rollin Kilo G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that G.T.A.

Cuz the boyz in the hood are alwayz hard
You come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit ...